World's biggest lies

[death365]

never ... ever ... ever believe these ...


its a good thing you came in today . its the last one

you made it yourself ? i never would have guessed

of course ill respect you in the morning

you dont look a day over 40

its delicious , but i cant eat another bite

your hair looks fine

the puppy wont be any trouble mom . i promise ill take care of it myself

put the map away . i know exacltly where im going

you dont need it in writting . you have my personal guarantee (i get this one alredy )

 

[RauCous]

And... "of course you dont look fat in those.. " - no wait that one's not a lie.. :| it just never means what you want it to.. ok i'll shut up now. lol.
Haven't we all used the puppy one? lol.

 

[kill3r]

of course ill respect you in the morning

So true. :signlol: