See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.