ok i got 2 pharmacist jokez 4 ya...i cant remember where i heard them b4 tho...oh well...
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A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well,"...
jeez...u mus b a serious gamer, huh ariyah? i still hav gamez i wanna check out but i jus xactly remember wat they r...i mite hav 2 recheck sum of my gameinformer magz...
being alone...@ least im not lonely...i hate dat feelin...
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would u rather b an adult n a child'z body or a child n an adult'z body...
i hav a LOT of gamez i wanna checkout...unfortunatly i hav 2 wait til lik fall 4 them 2 come out:
guitar hero 5
rachet& clank future: a crank in time
ghostbusters the video game
heavy rain
madden nfl 10
uncharted 2: among thieves
mafia 2
dj hero
battlefield: bad company 2
datz xactly wat i do...over da yrz my body jus haz itz own mind...itz lik it knoz when itz da weekend or da holidayz, or jus no skool n general...ive jus grown use 2 it by now...& ive learned 2 deal wit it...even if itz a pain when i want 2 sleep but cant...
2 me love comez naturally...u love sum1 2 da point where u can trust them...obsession iz where u hav 2 kno everything bout dat 1 person or thing...when u love sum1 u dont necessarily need 2 kno everything bout dat person...u should trust da ppl u love...obsession, 2 me, iz where u obviously dont...
ya c...i cant help my sleepin habit...mine only startz once skool iz closed 4 da summer tho...& on weekendz...but im ok wit it...i hav nowhere 2 b so idc...
datz really sweet...i also found 1 online...itz anonymous...:
A Dad is a person
who is loving and kind,
And often he knows
what you have on your mind.
He's someone who listens,
suggests, and defends.
A dad can be one
of your very best friends!
He's proud of your triumphs,
but when things go...
i waz jus kinda n da same situation...i woke up fri aftanoon...i stayed up until sat til bout 11:30am...then i finally went 2 sleep...but i only slept 4 lik 3hrz...on sat mornin when it waz lik 3am...i tried 4 lik 3 hrz 2 fall asleep...but i jus couldnt do it...so i jus stayed up all nite on da...
im gonna b a junior thiz september...but i think when i graduate ill keep, @ least, da majority of my friendz...da friendz i hav, i wont b able 2 find newhere else...i dont wanna lose dat...
i hav another moment...i waz bout 10 yrz old...i waz leavin da market wit my mom...i waz playin around & jumpin around my mom...when i stopped jumpin i tripped backwards...my head ended up collidin wit one of those brick columnz...my mom said it sounded lik a baseball bat hit da bac of my...
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