Would you submit an application and interview for a position that had this as a teaser.

1. Do you have a double digit IQ?
2. CEPEP didn’t work out?
3. Are you too much of a punk-bitch to get into a gang, but still want to do some damage and get away free?
4. Do you hate Indians? White people? Anyone smarter than you?
5. Do you hate reading and writing?
6. Are you vex all the time?
7. Did you fail to graduate from Junior Sec?
8. Do you think lying cheating and stealing are things only Indians do?
9. Do you believe it is the destiny of the PNM to rule forever?
10. Are you alright with ass-kissing for its own sake?
11. Would you like to work in an environment that makes a URP wuk look like Silicon Valley?
12. Are you ok with calling a monkey ‘Boss’?
13. Can you live on transportation and doubles money?
14. Do you believe Jesus will reward you in the next life?
15. Would you actually consider working for free?
16. Have you ever stuck your thumb where your too-too comes from?

If you answered yes to most of these questions (or at least to the last two) COME ON DOWN! We have a wuk for YOU!

Head over to Trinidad and Tobago Media Arts and Culture to find out the real job specifications and the contest that can possibly win you a laptop and digital camera instead of the job.

I must say that it is disturbing when the media houses have to run a contest to attract employees or is it that they don’t want to or can’t attract any and hence have to exploit unsuspecting individuals.

They might as well just not bother and continue to cut costs by “lifting” articles from the internet. What do you think?